No one — least of all the American people — is exempt from our president’s snark.
By
Victor Davis Hanson
Snark
is a popular word used for a particular sort of off-putting sarcasm. Snarkiness
can manifest itself as adolescent cheap shots, snide condescension, or
simple ad hominem patronizing — a sort of “I know you are, but what am
I?” schoolyard name-calling. Its incessant use is typically connected
with a peevishness born out of juvenile insecurity, and sometimes fed by
an embarrassing envy. All politicians are snarky at times; but few
obsessively so, given the wages of monotony and insecurity that the snark
earns.
President Obama is well known both for ad hominem dismissals of his
supposed enemies — everyone from Fox News to the Tea Party to Rush
Limbaugh and Sean Hannity — and for his evocations of nefarious straw
men who, he claims, if left unchecked, would uninsure the poor, pollute
the environment, hurt the illegal immigrant, and wage perpetual war
abroad. But Obama’s snarky putdowns and condescending afterthoughts are a
particularly disturbing subset of these rhetorical devices, used by him
in the grand world of diplomacy as well as in often petty domestic
contexts.
Vladimir Putin is the dangerous autocrat of a nuclear-armed
superstate. He has trampled on the rights of his own people while trying
to bully the former Soviet republics back into a czarist Orthodox
version of the Soviet Empire. So Putin is many disturbing things, but
for Obama he is reduced to some archetypal high-schooler to be snarked
at: “My sense is that’s part of his shtick back home politically as
wanting to look like the tough guy.” Putin, in Obama’s putdown, has “got
that kind of slouch, looking like the bored kid at the back of the
classroom.” Gratuitously reducing Putin’s aggression to the work of an
adolescent rival show-off may be dangerous when combined with the past
six years of Obama’s mostly seeming indifferent to that aggression.
Snarking loudly while carrying a tiny stick is particularly unwise.
Mitt Romney was not just wrong in his views, but, to Obama in his
snark mode as psychoanalyst, apparently ill: “[Romney is] changing up so
much and backtracking and sidestepping we’ve got to name this condition
he’s going through. I think it’s called . . . Romnesia. I’m not a
medical doctor, but I do want to go over some of the symptoms with you
because I want to make sure nobody else catches it.” Note the “I want to
go over some of the symptoms.”
The reason Obama lost the Pennsylvania primary of 2008 was not just
that the state’s Democratic voters preferred Hillary Clinton; he was
sabotaged by an ignorant subset of the working-class population that
lacked his own perspective, good taste, and calm analytical mind. Not
appreciating Obama’s talents was analyzed as the equivalent of
Neanderthalism: “It’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to
guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or
anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain
their frustrations.” Note the “It’s not surprising . . .”
Obama would follow that pop psychology by analyzing the police as
acting “stupidly” and stereotyping by race. In his unfortunate National
Prayer Breakfast riff, he snarked at American Christians, advising them
not to get on their “high horse,” given the moral equivalence between
the millennium-old Crusades and the present epidemic of radical Islamic
terrorism. Snarkers usually project, masking their own high-horse
moralizing by alleging bastard forms of it in others.
Snarkers also don’t discriminate in their targets. Sometimes Obama’s
snark has been directed at his own Democratic rivals. Hillary Clinton
was not just someone Obama ran against and beat in the primaries, but
comes off as a frumpy nice girl in his famous quip, “You’re likeable
enough, Hillary.” Note the “enough.”
By all accounts Obama has had a loyal and competent staff; in any
event, it ran two winning campaigns. But Obama snarked at them too: “I
think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. I know more
about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And
I’ll tell you right now that I’m gonna think I’m a better political
director than my political director.” Note the “I’ll tell you right
now.” As far as Washington culture goes, Obama is the parent, it the
child: “What Washington needs is adult supervision.”
Obama is supposedly friends with basketball legend Michael Jordan.
But the latter made a terrible mistake when he chided the golf-obsessive
Obama as in fact a “hack” and a “sh***y” golfer. Obama quickly fired
back that Jordan “was not well informed.” He then went after Jordan
himself as the less than successful basketball-team owner: “He might
want to spend more time thinking about the Bobcats — or the Hornets.”
Snark is now exemplified by the president of the United States stooping
to engage in a kindergarten tit-for-tat over relative golf skills with
an ex-NBA player: “But there is no doubt that Michael is a better golfer
than I am. Of course if I was playing twice a day for the last 15
years, then that might not be the case.” Note the “He might want” and
“If I was playing twice a day . . .”
Sometimes presidential snark is just mean-spiritedness displayed
through gratuitous smart-aleckiness. So when Obama once was asked about
consulting past presidents, he replied of Ronald Reagan, “I didn’t want
to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any séances” — a
reference to decades-old rumors that Mrs. Reagan, octogenarian and
widowed by the time Obama snarked at her, had supposedly consulted an
astrologer. Note “a Nancy Reagan thing.”
When Obama talks of his bowling skills, it is by way of deprecating
the handicapped: “No, no. I have been practicing. . . . I bowled a 129.
It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.” Note the “or
something.”
The grandmother who worked overtime to raise him when his mother
would not, and who saved to put him through a tony prep school, is
psychoanalyzed away as little more than an ignorant racist stereotyper —
a useful foil to contextualize and excuse the demonstrable abject
racism of his own pastor, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright: “But she is a
typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she
doesn’t know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences
that don’t go away.” Note the “typical.”
Snark can also be a sort of smart-ass caricature in which the
statesman devolves into the silliness of popular culture: “I’m
presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don’t take it means that I
should somehow do a Jedi mind-meld with these folks and convince them to
do what’s right.” Note “mind-meld.” To dismiss his opponents in his
reelection campaign, Obama returned to popular-culture snark, “And you
can pretty much put their campaign on . . . a tweet and have some
characters to spare.”
When Mitt Romney criticized Obama for deep defense cuts and reducing
the navy to its smallest fleet size since World War II, Obama offered
snark instead of a counter-argument: “Well, governor, we also have fewer
horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military’s changed. . . .
We also have things called aircraft carriers that planes land on and
submarines that go under water.” Note the snark “that planes land on”
and “that go under water.”
In the months before the Crimea and Ukraine crises, Romney
presciently reminded Obama that Putin’s Russia in 2012 was America’s
chief worry. Obama snarked back, “The 1980s — they’re now calling to ask
for their foreign policy back because, you know, the Cold War’s been
over for 20 years.”
When some Republicans at Obama’s recent State of the Union address
clapped when he noted he had no more campaigns to run, Obama left his
teleprompter to interject the schoolyard tit-for-tat, “I know. Because I
won both.”
Touché!
To Senator Jon Kyl, who once questioned the newly inaugurated Obama
about the proper mix between tax hikes and budget cuts, Obama offered
the gloat, “I won.” To his Republican House opponents of his agenda,
Obama snarked, “Middle-class families can’t wait for Republicans in
Congress to do stuff. So sue me.”
Snarkiness, as stated, is a sort of straw-man zinger, an adolescent
cheap-shot one-liner to put off critics as losers. As for those who
wanted the Keystone Pipeline built to enhance North American energy
independence, jobs, and prosperity, Obama reduced them to obsessed
one-issue zealots: “Let’s set our sights higher than a single oil
pipeline.” Note of the vast Keystone project the adjective “single” —
perhaps as in a single Hoover Dam or a single Golden Gate Bridge.
Critics used to say they opposed Obama’s redistributionist programs,
but conceded that he must be a pleasant guy. Supporters lamented Obama’s
frequent inattention to detail but reminded everyone how charismatic
the president was. Both diagnoses are probably mistaken. Snarkery is a
character flaw of thin-skinned insecurity and juvenile mean-spiritedness
— and embarrassing in a president.