The right ideological credentials mean never having to say you’re sorry
By
Victor Davis Hanson
How
do you ensure that you won’t be ostracized, denounced, or fired if you
are a media celebrity, captain of industry, or high public official?
For some, sexist banter is certainly no problem. Stand-up comedian
Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a c–t and a tw-t, but suffered no ill
consequences. David Letterman joked on air that Sarah Palin’s
14-year-old daughter had had sex with Alex Rodriguez during a New York
Yankees game. There was no downside to that either. President Obama
tosses around “sweetie” as he wishes. No problem with that. No one
believes Barack could be condescending to women.
It is not just that sloppy speech can, with the right ideological
insurance, become irrelevant. Inconvenient truths can be insured against
too. Barack Obama’s female staffers make far less than do their male
counterparts, at least by the quirky sort of standards that the
president himself applies to others to win petty victories in his
vaunted war against the war against women. Bill Clinton had sexual
relations with a young staffer, in what feminists would call a classic
exploitative situation of disparate power. Most such bosses would be
fired for hitting on their young assistants. If Woody Allen were not
insured as a left-wing filmmaker, he would have been ostracized out of
Hollywood.
Racism is not necessarily a job killer either. How could it be, when
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid claimed during the 2008 campaign that a
“light-skinned” Barack Obama spoke with “no Negro dialect.” Joe Biden,
himself a candidate in that election, said of Obama that he was the
“first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and
clean.” Despite such racist drivel, a fully ideologically insured Biden
was rewarded with the nomination for vice president.
No one asks Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to step down from the Supreme
Court; but in a quite frightening remark, she quipped that she was
surprised about the uproar over abortion: “Frankly I had thought that at
the time
Roe was decided, there was concern about population
growth and particularly growth in populations that we don’t want to have
too many of.” Frankly, that seemed a savage thing to say, especially
given the inordinate percentages of abortions among minorities and the
poor. Why did an uncouth Don Imus go on forced sabbatical from radio for
his racial crudity, but not, say, Stephen Colbert for his own racial
buffoonery? Is it that Colbert is never dead serious in a way Imus
always is? No, it’s that Colbert had taken out ideological insurance,
Imus not so much.
As far as inflammatory race baiting goes, one can say almost anything
one wants — with the proper ideological insurance: Collate these
comments by Chris Rock (the Fourth of July is “white people’s day”),
Morgan Freeman on conservative opposition to Obama (the Tea Party is
“going to do whatever [they] can to get this black man outta here”),
Jamie Foxx on
Django Unchained (“I kill all the white people in
the movie. How great is that?”), or Hank Aaron on Republicans who
oppose President Obama’s policies (they’re like the KKK). Certainly
racial venom is not a career ender for the fully insured. Jay-Z, a
frequent White House guest, is not shy about wearing a Five-Percent
Nation medallion, which reflects an ideology that considers whites
inferior devils.
Insensitivity to gay concerns is supposed to be professionally
ruinous. But, really, it is not either. Alec Baldwin occasionally lets
loose with anti-gay slurs and seems to be doing fine. Barack Obama
strongly opposed gay marriage far more publicly than did the head of
Mozilla. No one asks our president to resign, or for that matter the
legion of Democratic politicians who ran on the premise that marriage is
properly only between a man and a woman. They all were fully covered by
low-deductible ideological insurance.
Criminal activity is no barrier either. Last week, at a convention
hosted by activist Al Sharpton, Attorney General Eric Holder whined to
Sharpton’s audience that he and Obama have been treated unfairly, his
subtext being endemic racial prejudice. But Holder’s host knows a lot
about racial prejudice. At that moment, Sharpton — who concocted the
Tawana Brawley mythology, defamed a district attorney, and was forced to
pay libel fines for his slurs; who avoided taxes; and who helped incite
a fatal race riot — was back in the news, and not for his long history
of racism, homophobia, and religious bigotry.
The latest revelations about Sharpton suggest that he was an FBI
informant against Mafia criminals, apparently in some fear that drug
charges would be lodged against him. The fully insured Sharpton’s entire
career has been predicated on racist language and demagoguery — again
hardly obstacles to serial White House invitations. Holder, who called
Americans “cowards” and referred to African-Americans as “my people”
(try that, John Ashcroft), complained of rudeness and a general
divisiveness in the country. Was he referring to Obama’s request of
Latinos that they “punish our enemies” or his own racialist language? No
matter: Holder pays his insurance premium quarterly with either an
accusation of racism or a loud affirmation of his progressivism.
Three miscreant California Democratic state senators — two charged
with multiple felonies, one convicted of them — have only recently been
put on leave. They are still receiving their state salaries. Since they
are left-wing and of minority status, the scandals will soon be off the
front pages, and calls for their resignations will be muted.
Lisa Jackson, the former EPA director, left the agency abruptly after
it was disclosed that she had created a fake e-mail persona, among
other things, to give herself (a.k.a. “Richard Windsor”) an EPA award
for being a “scholar of ethical behavior.” Apple rewarded such ethical
behavior by giving her a six-figure income as its new environmental
liaison. Note well: Had Lisa Jackson Windsor expressed doubts about
man-caused global warming rather than fabricated a false identity, then
she might not have landed on a lucrative Apple perch — and might have
been advised by Apple’s CEO to dump her Apple stock.
Does a poor record of achievement in helping minorities get one
fired? Not really. In terms of minority income and employment, Barack
Obama’s five years in the White House have been an abject disaster.
Is being rich, then, a class liability? That too depends on whether
you bought progressive insurance. If you are a Silicon Valley
billionaire who is loudly cool, hip, and left-wing, then offshoring and
outsourcing is OK. No one worries that George Soros is a European pariah
speculator who was convicted of insider trading in France in 2005, or
that the fully insured Steyer brothers seek to trump the Koch model of
giving millions to pet political causes.
The president deplores the Supreme Court’s striking down limits on
campaign donations. He can do that because he hits the 0.01 percent up
for quid pro quo cash in pursuit of noble causes. John Kerry married a
millionaire, then a billionaire, and then tried to avoid sales and
excise taxes on his huge yacht. That was a disturbing fact, but it was
not brought up on the Senate floor — in the manner that Mitt Romney was
falsely accused of being a tax cheat by Harry Reid. Reid long ago took
out a huge progressive umbrella policy that so far has insured him
against his libelous allegations, dubious financial entanglements, and
racist statements.
Perhaps the most amply progressively insured operator in the world
today is Al Gore. He pays high premiums for nonstop left-wing slurs
(such as suggesting that a sitting president is in cahoots with
Brownshirts). Yet it pays off when someone might lodge a claim against
you. Imagine the following liability and the sort of ideological
insurance necessary to defend against it: First, you hype a supposed
climate disaster and then offer remedies for it — with your profit
margin based on the degree of hysteria you have whipped up. Second, as a
big-government, green liberal guru, you sell a failed cable-television
network to a carbon-spewing, Islamist Gulf sheikdom, and rush the sale
to beat a new hike in the capital-gains tax rate. Third, you ignore
questions about why something so worthless might be worth so much to a
mostly homophobic, misogynist, and religiously intolerant Middle East
monarchy.
Gore’s insurance policies guarantee that he will never be shunned as a tax-dodging robber baron eager to grab petrodollars.
Sometimes progressive insurance involves far more than just liberal
rhetoric. Perceptions, however superficial, matter as well. Had George
Zimmerman just insured himself by taking his mother’s maiden name and
Latinizing his first name, Jorge Mesa would not quite so easily have
incurred liberals’ wrath in the Trayvon Martin case. Even the
New York Times
would have been stumped in its crude attempts to whip up racial hatred
by reinventing Zimmerman with the neologism “white Hispanic.”
A Barry Dunham would not have had the resonance with liberals that
the exotically multicultural brand of Barack Obama conveys. Even a
preppy-sounding President Barry Obama would have had trouble playing
golf so incessantly, in a way Barack does not.
Plagiarism is usually an absolute career killer. But you can take out
progressive insurance against that as well. Just ask former plagiarists
Joe Biden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Juan Williams, and Fareed Zakaria.
Instead of paying monetary premiums, one supports the proper causes,
says the properly cool things, joins the right organizations, and votes
the correct way, and by those means purchases a liability policy against
the careless mistakes, plagiarism, offhanded lapses, sexual
peccadillos, gaffes, and bad jokes that otherwise could prove ruinous.
Complain about racists with the racist Jay-Z, blast the oil companies
with the petrodollar billionaire Al Gore, frolic about with a young
girl in the Oval Office with Bill Clinton, copy someone else’s work with
Maureen Dowd, oppose the anti-abortionists with the eugenicist-sounding
Justice Ginsburg — and you will never have to say you’re sorry.
For most people in the media, entertainment, politics, sports, and academia, taking out ideological insurance is a no-brainer.